idiot moment

[Slaxmax]

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guest@porteus:~$ [ whereis my brain?
bash: [: missing `]'

[freestyler]

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guest@porteus:~$ %blow 
bash: fg: %blow: no such job

[brokenman]

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root@porteus:/# !endofworld
bash: !endofworld: event not found

Maybe next year.

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root@porteus:/# ^ brain
bash: :s^ brain: substitution failed

Damn. No upgrades then.

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guest@porteus:/tmp$ whatis windows
windows: nothing appropriate

[brokenman]

Anyone for some MC Hammer?

Bao bada ba ba

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guest@porteus:/tmp$ touch /this

[freestyler]

hehehe

[Obosan]

ha ha ha!

[cttan]

8)

[wread]

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root@porteus:~# make love
make: *** No rule to make target `love'.  Stop.
root@porteus:~# 

[Tonio]

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root@porteus:~# mkdir -p /middle/east
root@porteus:~# cd /middle/east
root@porteus:~# mkdir -p afghanistan
root@porteus:~# mkdir -p pakistan
root@porteus:~# mkdir -p saudi_arabia

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root@porteus:~# find ~/ -iname "/bin/laden" > .bin_laden
root@porteus:~# cat .bin_laden
root@porteus:~# rm -fr /bin/laden
root@porteus:~# 

[Slaxmax]

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guest@porteus:~$ tar cfv test.tar.gz
tar: Cowardly refusing to create an empty archive

[brokenman]

That's an unsecure telnet connection to the darkstar. Watch out for clingongs, starboard bow.

[Slaxmax]

That's an unsecure telnet connection to the darkstar. Watch out for clingongs, starboard bow.

Sorry for my ignorance. I removed the telnet command.

[Slaxmax]

Brazil world champion!

[brokenman]

Jogo da fazenda! They were destroyed ... somebody needs to urine test the Germans.

[Slaxmax]

Jogo da fazenda! They were destroyed ... somebody needs to urine test the Germans.

No. Need test in Brazil