Jokes for geeks

[Tonio]

Q What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!

Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!

Q: What does a baby computer call his father?
A: Data!

Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing?
A: It had a virus!

Q: What is a computer virus?
A: A terminal illness!

Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: It left it's Windows open!

Q: Why was there a bug in the computer?
A: Because it was looking for a byte to eat?

Q: Why did the computer squeak?
A: Because someone stepped on it's mouse!

Q: What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?
A: A screensaver!

Q: Where do all the cool mice live?
A: In their mousepads


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[Ed_P]

[Robert Whitfield]

Wife makes a call, "our window is not opening, dear".
Husband replies, "Try some hot water, it will open soon".
Wife is a bit brainsick, "Hot water; are you sure"?
Husband again, "Yes, I'm sure".

After a while, husband calls back, "How is it now"?
Wife replies, "Even the laptop is not opening, now".

Hilarious

[Rava]

To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.

A Roman walks into a bar and hold up 2 fingers, telling the barkeep "Five beers, please"

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.