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What do you get from a jumping cow?

Yogourt, I presume.

Francois.

A milk shake.

From jumping to sexy cow:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMVQa-xUdTI

Udderly hilarious.

Wow, this was far out of my english vocabulary range. Many meanings are possible:
http://www.linguee.fr/anglais-francais/ ... derly.html

You surely have some kind of knowledge in the veterinary or agronomy domain, now that mastitis has been evocated. Or did you worked on a farm?

The 'udder' is the part on the underside of a cow where the milk comes out. The adverb 'utterly' means completely or absolutely. 'Udderly' is a play on these words (a pun). My only connection to bovines is that I eat them. For 20 years I was a vegetarian but the smell of barbecues bought me back to reality.

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Just drink the milk. And have some yoghurt, its good for your intestinal flora (ph = 7). In addition, ice yogurt made with raspberries is udderly delicious.

Leave these poor beast alone. Eat some chicken instead! Chicken and a lots of veggies.