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idiot moment

Post#1 by Slaxmax » 04 May 2014, 16:48

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guest@porteus:~$ [ whereis my brain?
bash: [: missing `]'
:D
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Re: idiot moment

Post#2 by freestyler » 04 May 2014, 17:09

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guest@porteus:~$ %blow 
bash: fg: %blow: no such job
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Re: idiot moment

Post#3 by brokenman » 05 May 2014, 15:03

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root@porteus:/# !endofworld
bash: !endofworld: event not found
Maybe next year.

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root@porteus:/# ^ brain
bash: :s^ brain: substitution failed
Damn. No upgrades then.

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guest@porteus:/tmp$ whatis windows
windows: nothing appropriate
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Re: idiot moment

Post#4 by brokenman » 05 May 2014, 15:04

Anyone for some MC Hammer?

Bao bada ba ba

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guest@porteus:/tmp$ touch /this
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Re: idiot moment

Post#5 by freestyler » 05 May 2014, 16:12

hehehe
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Re: idiot moment

Post#6 by Obosan » 05 May 2014, 17:03

ha ha ha! :ROFL:

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Re: idiot moment

Post#7 by cttan » 06 May 2014, 14:09

8)
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Re: idiot moment

Post#8 by wread » 12 May 2014, 00:21

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root@porteus:~# make love
make: *** No rule to make target `love'.  Stop.
root@porteus:~# 
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Re: idiot moment

Post#9 by Tonio » 16 May 2014, 19:26

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root@porteus:~# mkdir -p /middle/east
root@porteus:~# cd /middle/east
root@porteus:~# mkdir -p afghanistan
root@porteus:~# mkdir -p pakistan
root@porteus:~# mkdir -p saudi_arabia

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root@porteus:~# find ~/ -iname "/bin/laden" > .bin_laden
root@porteus:~# cat .bin_laden
root@porteus:~# rm -fr /bin/laden
root@porteus:~# 

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Re: idiot moment

Post#10 by Slaxmax » 24 Jun 2014, 15:28

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guest@porteus:~$ tar cfv test.tar.gz
tar: Cowardly refusing to create an empty archive
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Re: idiot moment

Post#11 by brokenman » 24 Jun 2014, 16:45

That's an unsecure telnet connection to the darkstar. Watch out for clingongs, starboard bow.
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Re: idiot moment

Post#12 by Slaxmax » 25 Jun 2014, 22:55

brokenman wrote:That's an unsecure telnet connection to the darkstar. Watch out for clingongs, starboard bow.
Sorry for my ignorance. I removed the telnet command. :sorry:
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Re: idiot moment

Post#13 by Slaxmax » 08 Jul 2014, 22:39

Brazil world champion! :cry:
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Re: idiot moment

Post#14 by brokenman » 08 Jul 2014, 23:56

Jogo da fazenda! They were destroyed ... somebody needs to urine test the Germans. :ROFL:
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Re: idiot moment

Post#15 by Slaxmax » 09 Jul 2014, 17:48

brokenman wrote:Jogo da fazenda! They were destroyed ... somebody needs to urine test the Germans. :ROFL:
No. Need test in Brazil :D
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