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idiot moment

Posted: 04 May 2014, 16:48
by Slaxmax

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guest@porteus:~$ [ whereis my brain?
bash: [: missing `]'
:D

Re: idiot moment

Posted: 04 May 2014, 17:09
by freestyler

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guest@porteus:~$ %blow 
bash: fg: %blow: no such job

Re: idiot moment

Posted: 05 May 2014, 15:03
by brokenman

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root@porteus:/# !endofworld
bash: !endofworld: event not found
Maybe next year.

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root@porteus:/# ^ brain
bash: :s^ brain: substitution failed
Damn. No upgrades then.

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guest@porteus:/tmp$ whatis windows
windows: nothing appropriate

Re: idiot moment

Posted: 05 May 2014, 15:04
by brokenman
Anyone for some MC Hammer?

Bao bada ba ba

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guest@porteus:/tmp$ touch /this

Re: idiot moment

Posted: 05 May 2014, 16:12
by freestyler
hehehe

Re: idiot moment

Posted: 05 May 2014, 17:03
by Obosan
ha ha ha! :ROFL:

Re: idiot moment

Posted: 06 May 2014, 14:09
by cttan
8)
:good:

Re: idiot moment

Posted: 12 May 2014, 00:21
by wread

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root@porteus:~# make love
make: *** No rule to make target `love'.  Stop.
root@porteus:~# 

Re: idiot moment

Posted: 16 May 2014, 19:26
by Tonio

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root@porteus:~# mkdir -p /middle/east
root@porteus:~# cd /middle/east
root@porteus:~# mkdir -p afghanistan
root@porteus:~# mkdir -p pakistan
root@porteus:~# mkdir -p saudi_arabia

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root@porteus:~# find ~/ -iname "/bin/laden" > .bin_laden
root@porteus:~# cat .bin_laden
root@porteus:~# rm -fr /bin/laden
root@porteus:~# 

Re: idiot moment

Posted: 24 Jun 2014, 15:28
by Slaxmax

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guest@porteus:~$ tar cfv test.tar.gz
tar: Cowardly refusing to create an empty archive

Re: idiot moment

Posted: 24 Jun 2014, 16:45
by brokenman
That's an unsecure telnet connection to the darkstar. Watch out for clingongs, starboard bow.

Re: idiot moment

Posted: 25 Jun 2014, 22:55
by Slaxmax
brokenman wrote:That's an unsecure telnet connection to the darkstar. Watch out for clingongs, starboard bow.
Sorry for my ignorance. I removed the telnet command. :sorry:

Re: idiot moment

Posted: 08 Jul 2014, 22:39
by Slaxmax
Brazil world champion! :cry:

Re: idiot moment

Posted: 08 Jul 2014, 23:56
by brokenman
Jogo da fazenda! They were destroyed ... somebody needs to urine test the Germans. :ROFL:

Re: idiot moment

Posted: 09 Jul 2014, 17:48
by Slaxmax
brokenman wrote:Jogo da fazenda! They were destroyed ... somebody needs to urine test the Germans. :ROFL:
No. Need test in Brazil :D